Arrow in the Knee game.

[sievan]

Okay, so here's how this game will work.

"I used to be a _______ like you, then I took a _______ to the knee."

The first blank will be filled with what the previous person put in the second blank, and put what you want into your second blank. Like this:

First Person: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
Second Person: "I used to be an arrow like you, then I took a soul gem to the knee."

And so forth! I'll start with the default.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[S'kvari]

I used to be an arrow like you, then I took an cave bear to the knee.

[Wilhelm Bear-Heart]

I used to be a cave bear like you, then I took a sweet roll to the knee.

[volsung]

I used to be a sweet roll like you, but then I took a unicorn to the knee.

[sievan]

I used to be a unicorn like you, but then I took a Black Marsh to the knee.

[S'kvari]

I used to be a Black March like you, but then I took an Argonian to the knee

[sievan]

I used to be an Argonian like you, but then I took a Redguard to the knee

[volsung]

I used to be a redguard like you, but then I took a thunder storm to the knee.

[sievan]

I used to be a thunderstorm like you, then I took a Tribunal in the knee.

[Wilhelm Bear-Heart]

I used to be a Tribunal like you, then I took a Wabbajack in the knee. -insert voice clip of Sheogorath shouting "THE WABBAJACK!"-

[Risrryn]

I used to be a Wabbajack like you, then I took a Slaughterfish to the knee.

[sievan]

I used to be a Slaughterfish like you, then I took a Shadowscale assassin to the knee.

[volsung]

I was once a Shadowscale assassin like you, but then I took a fair princess to the knee.

[Risrryn]

I used to be a fair princess like you, then I took a Lute to the knee.

[S'kvari]

I used to be a Lute like you, then I took a zombie to the knee.