Things I am No Longer Allowed to Do

[raziah]

Just something silly I was thinking might make for a fun game-ish thing. It's very, very simple to play. Just post 5 things the poster above you is no longer allowed to do, the funnier the better. Reasons are encouraged, but not required. 83

For example's sake:

THINGS RAZIAH IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO DO

1. I am no longer allowed to jump on Dwarven Sphere Guardians and ride them like horses... Even if it's a more efficient way to traverse Dwemer ruins.

2. I am no longer allowed to braid Wilhelm's hair and put little pink bows at the end. Doing so is detrimental to my health.

3. I am no longer allowed to glitter-bomb S'Kvari, even if I think it makes her look better.

4. I am no longer allowed to attempt to find things the Dovahkiin are allergic to in order to cause a "Fus Ro Daaaaaaachoo," even if it would be hilarious.

5. I am no longer allowed to make the grocery run for the Thieves' Guild. Not everyone is addicted to yummy yummy sweetrolls like I am. (Philistines!)

83 So... what ELSE am I no longer allowed to do?

[Wilhelm Bear-Heart]

I. Raziah is no longer allowed to replace the bag of septims with a bag of sweetrolls. You're lucky that shopkeep loved the damned things.

II. Raziah is no longer allowed to use the 83 face as it creeps me out.

III. Raziah is no longer allowed to play Hide and Seek with dragons. We're still helping them rebuild the barn from the last time.

IV. Raziah is no longer allowed to threaten me with a sweetroll. If you do, you'll find awaken to find yourself shaven from the tail up.

V. Raziah is no longer allowed to ask me "how's the weather up there?" Next time, you'll find out that it's storming, and that ain't rain.