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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Dec 14, 2011 18:59:38 GMT -6
The rules of this game are simple. Someone makes a wish, you grant it but twist it. like so:
Person 1: I wish for lots of money.
Person 2: Granted! But It's all monopoly money.
I wish for a bagel.
Person 3: Granted! But its crawling with worms.
I wish for a puppy.
Got it? Alright good. Let's do this!
I wish for nachos.
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Post by lannister on Dec 14, 2011 20:20:23 GMT -6
Granted! But they are looong past the sell by date.
I wish for a ruined wish!
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Post by S'kvari on Dec 14, 2011 22:59:39 GMT -6
Granted, but it ends up being worse than you thought and it kills you.
I wish for pizza
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Dec 15, 2011 0:34:38 GMT -6
Granted, however, it's covered in snail shells.
I wish for night vision.
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Post by lannister on Dec 15, 2011 8:15:20 GMT -6
Granted, but you lose day vision and the sun stings your eyes.
I wish for all the wishes~
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Post by S'kvari on Dec 15, 2011 15:14:46 GMT -6
Granted, but the all fail horribly and you die. (You have a habit of that don't you?)
I wish for more chocolate
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Post by lannister on Dec 15, 2011 15:25:47 GMT -6
Granted, but its wrapping is never ending :/
I wish for a new Ebony hammer~
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Dec 16, 2011 0:57:52 GMT -6
Granted, however, it is horribly rusted and the moment you pick it up, it crumbles into dust.
I wish for more septims.
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Post by S'kvari on Dec 16, 2011 15:12:34 GMT -6
Granted, but now you have too many.
I wish for better memory
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Dec 16, 2011 18:31:13 GMT -6
Granted, however you can only remember trivial things that don't pertain to the conversation.
I wish for potatoes.
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Post by Balthien on Dec 16, 2011 18:34:24 GMT -6
Granted, however; the potatoes are rotten, and give you gas that could kill a camp of Giants.
I wish for some fancy clothes.
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Post by lannister on Dec 17, 2011 12:18:43 GMT -6
Granted, but they are for a lady :/
I wish for all the gold!
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Post by S'kvari on Dec 17, 2011 13:34:10 GMT -6
Granted, but somebody wants it, so they kill you for it. (I'm so mean to you XDDD)
I wish for a hug from my favorite videogame character
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Post by lannister on Dec 18, 2011 7:02:26 GMT -6
Granted! But the character hugs you so tight, you die. (hur hur hur >;P )
I wish for the Stormcloaks to lay down their swords and surrender~
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Dec 18, 2011 23:50:48 GMT -6
Granted, however, during the mass surrender, Alduin makes his move and kills all of Skyrim's populace. Thanks for that.
I wish for a pogo stick.
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