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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Jan 8, 2012 19:23:12 GMT -6
Granted, however, you also never sleep, so therefor you die of exhaustion.
I wish for a full cup of water.
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Post by volsung on Jan 8, 2012 23:49:26 GMT -6
Granted, but this full t of water, is also full of deadly bacteria that would kill you if you drank it.
I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten.
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Jan 12, 2012 0:43:38 GMT -6
Granted, however, you now have to pick it. All of it.
I wish for an invincible horse.
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Post by S'kvari on Jan 13, 2012 15:31:56 GMT -6
Granted but now instead of the horse dying when you jump off high places with it, it just rolls on top of you and you die instead.
I wish for a panda.
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Jan 21, 2012 14:03:37 GMT -6
Granted, but Alduin swoops down and eats it.
I wish for the Daedric Battleaxe.
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Post by S'kvari on Feb 3, 2012 0:48:17 GMT -6
Granted, but it's short-lived. The Daedra you too it from come to re-claim it, and gives you a good kick in the shin before leaving. (Look, I didn't kill anyone this time)
I wish for a wish.
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Feb 3, 2012 0:50:17 GMT -6
Grant- oh, wait. You can't wish for more wishes, sorry.
I wish for a Daedric Battleaxe that I forged myself.
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Post by madilore on Feb 12, 2012 0:35:21 GMT -6
Granted but just as you hammer the last kink out of the metal you trip and fall into the forge, burning yourself severely.
I wish for a friendly giant companion.
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Post by raziah on Feb 12, 2012 18:37:50 GMT -6
Granted! He's friendly enough... until you run into a group of bandits. In the ensuing battle the Giant gets hit with fury and starts to attack everyone in sight. 8[
I wish for a Jarl's throne! 83
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Feb 13, 2012 12:11:56 GMT -6
Granted, but the Jarl it was taken from returns, with the entirety of their Hold's guard. Can you say 'imprisoned for life?'
I wish for a potato.
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Post by Ande on Feb 23, 2012 1:20:27 GMT -6
Granted, but the potato has sat for too long and now is green. You get chlorophyll poisoning.
I wish for a invisibility ring.
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Feb 27, 2012 18:14:08 GMT -6
Granted, but the enchantment only works on skeevers.
I wish for all the Thu'um, even the ones Alduin use.
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Post by S'kvari on Feb 27, 2012 18:16:00 GMT -6
Granted, but due to your complete mastery of the Thu'um, you attract every dragon from here to the end of the earth. Good luck.
I wish for good art skillz
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