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Post by fjarna on Dec 19, 2011 9:15:58 GMT -6
Granted! But due to a horrid accident during its first use its now inside you. :/
I wish for an army of loyal revenants!
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Post by S'kvari on Dec 21, 2011 15:46:34 GMT -6
Granted, but they are only loyal til they get killed. Therefore, when a dragon killed them all and left you alone alone with the aforementioned angry ancient dragon, you became dragon food.
I wish for arrows. (Please someone understand what I'm getting at)
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Post by lavenlo on Dec 22, 2011 15:49:09 GMT -6
Granted but they hit every guard in the knee and increase your bounty tenfold.
I wish Elder Scrolls: Redguard could be played on my machine. D:
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Post by baen on Dec 22, 2011 17:39:12 GMT -6
Granted but your machine is locked in an unopenable chest.
I wish, i wish, i wish for a kettle of fish for S'kvari.
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Post by lavenlo on Dec 22, 2011 20:44:16 GMT -6
Granted, but the fish are monstrous slaughterfish that bite her hair off. D:
I wish for the next Elder Scrolls game to be set in Elsweyr.
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Post by fjarna on Dec 23, 2011 8:02:45 GMT -6
Granted. The game is set is Elseweyr, but goes down in history as the worst Elder Scrolls game evar.
I wish for an army of loyal Daedra >;P
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Post by S'kvari on Dec 23, 2011 11:44:35 GMT -6
Granted! However, they 9and you) suffer the smae fate as your loyal revenants. Therefore, you guessed it, you die. (this is going to be a running gag. just saying)
I wish... for fish
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Post by fjarna on Dec 23, 2011 14:26:08 GMT -6
You get fish, but they are slaughterfish and they nom all your hair!
I wish for a shiny septim!
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Post by lavenlo on Dec 23, 2011 22:13:59 GMT -6
Granted, but it's not just one Septim...it's five million. And you're buried under them. You suffocate...
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Dec 24, 2011 23:16:16 GMT -6
Granted, however, your constant consciousness causes you to become paranoid and come down with almost every psychiatric problem available. I wish for more wishes.  |
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Post by Arya the Unseen on Dec 25, 2011 0:05:03 GMT -6
Granted, but the can only be used to wish for more wishes
I wish for a stick
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Post by lavenlo on Dec 25, 2011 0:14:31 GMT -6
Granted, but it's a sentient stick that likes to hit you.
I wish I could wake up on Tamriel as a High Elf.
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Post by Wilhelm Bear-Heart on Dec 25, 2011 23:49:21 GMT -6
Granted, however, you are naked, exhausted, have a weird tattoo on your arm about some dude named "Bobby," oh, and did I mention you're surrounded by Daedroths. Yeah, good luck with that.
I wish for a cookie :3
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Post by S'kvari on Dec 25, 2011 23:54:22 GMT -6
Granted! but it 3 years old and has a worm in it. (His name is Jim)
I wish for a peashooter (Plants Vs. Zombies reference)
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Post by lavenlo on Dec 25, 2011 23:58:33 GMT -6
Granted, but the person who made it for you knows nothing about Plants versus Zombies, and thus, instead it shoots pee. All. Over. Your. Room.
I wish my muse wasn't hiding somewhere in Vivec City. That place is HUGE.
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